80s Fuji frame

What happened

Some jerk stole my bicycle off of my front porch near Damen and Erie. It was purposefully the most unappealing, total utilitarian beater of a bike and someone hopped my locked fence and stole my locked bike off my front porch.

Bike details

Type
Other (describe in detail below)
Color
Brown (tiny) flake w/a Tour de France rainbow on top tube.
Size
49-ish cm
Condition
An old brown 80s Fuji frame, with 1 pink rim on the back and a leopard print striped Bianchi seat. Flop 'n chop bars with silver tape that's been nearly chewed off by my dog. Fixed gear with a rusty ass chain and no brakes. 2 gummy lights on seat post and near headset.

Theft circumstances

Date
Jul 6, 2015
Lock type
Newer U-Lock w/ Flat Key
Locked to
Locked to a metal pole, pipe, or fence.
How locked
Locked through rear wheel and frame to object.
How defeated
Lock is missing, along with the bike.
Duration
4-6 hours
Area
Porch or yard.